Dane-gerous Takes Week 10

Here it is. The highly anticipated weekly blog that absolutely nobody, and I mean not one person, asked for. The inspiration for this blog comes purely from my name being “Dane” and the fact that it fits into the word “Dangerously” too well. It’s right here in this weekly blog where I’ll give 5 of my hottest takes from each week in the NFL. Some so hot they could be considered…. Danegerous. Are you getting it now? Of course you are that’s how dumb this is. But, it’s not stopping me. Well here you go, here are your force fed week 10 takes that you definitely did not ask for:

1. Patrick Mahomes is your 2020 NFL MVP. This shouldn’t be a hot take but it feels like people forgot that he’s the best player in the NFL, with the best stats in the NFL, leading the best team in the NFL. 25 touchdowns to only 1 interception, 2687 yards, 67% completion percentage and a 115.9 rating. Not too shabby if you ask me. I don’t think there’s anybody else in this league as valuable, or as good, as Mahomes is right now and it’s crazy how we’re already giving him the LeBron treatment. You know the one where he’s always the best player so the MVP turns into the “best player not named Lebron” award. I say enough! It’s too early to be doing that to Mahomes. He becomes a 2x NFL MVP this season. Book it.
2. Kyler Murray and Josh Allen are the same exact player in two different bodies. If you pulled a Freaky Friday for the two, you wouldn’t notice a thing. Week in and week out these two guys fly around making plays that makes your jaw drop and you think he’s the best player that ever lived. And then 4 drives later they throw a pass or make a decision that makes fans think the team would be better off pulling Jake Locker out of retirement. Having them play against each other was pure bliss. Josh catching touchdown passes, throwing interceptions into triple coverage, then leading his team to a lead late in the 4th quarter. Only to be matched by Kyler Murray juking everybody out of their shoes while simultaneously spinning himself down on several carries only to throw an absolute dime to Hopkins for a game winning touchdown. It’s absolutely electric football and I know Cardinals and Bills fans wouldn’t have it any other way. Speaking of Hopkins, do you think this is how Bill O’Brien got ready for the day today?

3. Deshaun Watson is the most overpaid player in the NFL. I get it, their team stinks. His best weapon was traded away and his offensive line sometimes does a better job being a defensive line. BUT! He lead his team to 7 points against Cleveland who is by no means the ‘85 bears on defense. Imagine paying a QB $160 million to score 7 garbage time points against the Cleveland Browns. Couldn’t be me.
4. The winner of the NFC East is going to win a playoff game. Because why the hell not. We all know it’s going to happen because the NFL wouldn’t be the NFL if a fan base didn’t get to complain about why their 11-5 team had to travel to NY or Philadelphia to play a playoff game against a 6-10 division winner and why it’s the NFL’s fault they lost. Let’s do a quick exercise. Close your eyes and picture this: Daniel Jones stiff arming Jalen Ramsey on his way to a 75 yard run all the way to the 5 yard line before he trips and falls leading his team to an incredible drive capped off by a 22 yard game-winning field goal. It’ll be absolutely fantastic when we see a 6-10 team draft 24th in 2021. Just pure bliss.
5. Saving the best for last, Tua will be the first QB from the 2020 draft class to win a Super Bowl. This is the easiest take I’ve ever had. This dolphins team is good. Flores is a great coach, they have a great defense, and Tua is legit and will be great. Oh and you know the team that had the most overpaid player in the NFL that I mentioned above? Yea, they have their 1st round draft pick which looks like it’s going to be a top 5 pick. The Dolphins are going to be a powerhouse in the coming years and it’s going to start and end with Tua.

Now it’s your turn. Roast me in the comments for my takes that are so hot you just got your eyebrows singed off.